Blazing Saddles Spray Cologne (the sexiest cologne ever

Description

The remedy for that in-between-adventures feeling! You know that feeling, right? You're ordinarily out adventuring - camping, using a hatchet for something, gunfighting, lighting an explosive object on fire - but right now, you're sitting on your couch in your robe working on a Amazon product description. It happens! But you don't have wallow in that couch-bound-writer smell! You can smell like leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush, just like the heroes of the Wild West! This solid cologne comes in a portable tin. Just circle your warm finger on the surface for a little bit, and then apply to pulse points (or wherever you want). Personally, I just rub the surface of the cologne right on my wrists and leave out the middle man. Ingredients: grain alcohol and fragrance