📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Ultimate Gag Tool for Pros Who Mean Business
The Landing Strip 30 Foot Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-scale blade featuring both standard inches and novelty 'Cunt Hair' units. With a secure slide lock, ergonomic grip, and precise ±1/16 inch accuracy, it’s a practical yet hilarious gift that stands out in any professional or casual toolkit.
| Color | Multi |
| Brand | Muff Products |
| Product Dimensions | 4.75"L x 3"W |
| Blade Length | 30 Feet |
| Measurement Accuracy | ±1/16 inch per 10 feet |
| Lock Type | Slide |
| Blade Material | Metal |
| Manufacturer | Muff Products |
| UPC | 762047800042 |
| Blade Width | 1 Inches |
| Part Number | LSMT30 |
| Item Weight | 1.15 pounds |
| Item model number | 0762047800042 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Package Quantity | 1 |
| Batteries Included? | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
V**N
The fabricator in your life will love it.
Great quality! Perfect gift!
B**O
Great gag gift
My brothers loved this and use it on site
C**K
I am actually impressed by the quality of this GAG gift
OK, I didn't plan on ACTUALLY putting it in my tool box - I bought it for a LAUGH... But it's actually pretty well made. OK so C&*^ hairs is an abstract measurement and not very useful in the real world, but it still has inches on the other side. It's a joke, lighten up! :-)
S**O
Great for gag gift.
Bou g ht it for a carpenter friend. He loved it.
R**N
nice tape measure
this is a quality measurer but the bottom increments are for looks only, they don’t match anything that I know of and are not numbered very far out. If every 10 lines were marked I could use them like Centimeters, but they aren’t.
P**L
works as advertised
Cute for the man cave tool box. Wife didn't think it was near as funny as I did.
S**N
This is great for your carpenter freinds,really funny!
This is a great gift for baby boomers who actually used this term while at work,not sure how many times I said this in the day,lmao
A**R
I busted this out as a housewarming gift to him in front of all of our friends (we are all military and/or true tradesmen) he wa
My husband is always referring to measurements in this manner. I busted this out as a housewarming gift to him in front of all of our friends (we are all military and/or true tradesmen) he was a little slow on the uptake (navy man and all) but as soon as it dawned on him he thought this was the greatest thing ever!! I guess I should say that it works like a champ so more people buy it...if there were less snowflakes out there these would be in every working man's toolbox!!
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