Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4 inches

Used this on my sons, very funny! Does kind of look fake unless far away, though.

my old man always complains about me using mum's bathroom (for any reason), so when he got home from work, I loudly announced to the whole family that I had to go poopy, put the fake turd on the seat, flushed and waited. about 30 minutes later, there was very loud shouting from mum's bathroom, he was ranting about how I needed to clean up my mess, so i walked past him, and just grabbed a fistful of plastic poopy. OHHH the look on his face....!!!! mum and I laughed for 5 minutes straight (and I was so thoroughly amused, I sounded like some olde timey cartoon witch cackling) he was not amused in the least.. but I MOST DEFINITELY WAS! cute/color: eh.... it looks like a realistic poop...so cuteness is not exactly a word I would attribute to this product. but it looks exactly as described in the listing so 10/10! smell: I mean... if you're gonna SNIFF IT, it smells faintly of plastic (kind of like when you first take a pool toy out of the packaging) 10/10! value for money: HELL... YES.... 🤣100/10! size: 🤣 a good solid log of poop! 10/10! gift value: this number differs based on if the recipient has a good sense of humor or not 😅 as a gift for my mum? 10/10! but as a gift for my old man? -100/10!

This was the best fake poo ever. It has the right bend to it. It sits perfectly on the seat. We were at a Christmas party and I went in the bathroom and placed it on the seat. I also had a fart bomb. I popped that a I walked out of the bathroom. I threw it in the tub due to the package said it would explode. So a few minutes went by. No one went in. So after about a good 10 minutes a cousin when in. Oh he turned right back around. He was in a cold sweat. Rubbing his hands together and speechless. Could get any words to come out of his mouth. Then after settling down a bit he yelled "someone pooped on the toilet" I said "clean it" he remained calm and said "no I cant do that its huge" so now other people are starting to go in and out of the bathroom. Well with all the excitement and in and out of the bathroom that really got the fart bomb smell moving around. It was pretty intense. There was some gagging and dry heaving but it was the best joke ever. So someone discovered it was a fake turd and they still didnt want to touch it. It has just enough sheen to it to make it look fresh and a little wet. Highly recommend the fart bomb. We threw it outside but it was lingering around everytime someone opened the door to the porch it smelled up the house again.

Fairly realistic looking. Slight bend in the item limits uses. But overall generally good product.

I loved this fake turd and was so excited to use it multiple times at loved one’s homes over the holidays. Unfortunately, on its maiden prank, my husband just quietly flushed it and asked me later if I went to the bathroom in the dark. Devastating. I hope it doesn’t clog our pipes. I will order multiple now just in case.

I had such high hopes for this but it won't stay on the seat. Kept falling into the toilet so it wasnt the joke I had hoped for.

Prank worked. Placed it on floor and my uncle stared yelling at the dogs trying to figure out which one pooped on the floor.

Total waste of money.. This turd is curved and doesn't lay flat, so the only place it will lay to look real is on a toilet seat.. There is a pack of 7 fake turds here on Amazon for $9-$10 that are way better and worth the money..

I deceived many people hehehe. Good seller and perfect product. I love it too much.

Great party joke