South Park: Official Towelie Towel

Love it kinda thin but still a decent quality and looks just like him got here in a decent time frame honestly il prob just hang it up and not even use it just cuz I like it so much

I'm so glad this was brought back into production, It's like I'm walking on sunshine! The towel is a little thin but at least the super cool graphics won't rub off. I laugh every time I look at it and had quite a few people at the pool coming up to me saying sweeet and share in quoting Towelie together. I also bought the hand towelie. I just need a little Washcloth!

Very lightweight but still a nice beach towel. It was bought for a gift and she loved it. She has been searching for one and the price was quite good on this.

Cheaply made towel, very thin. Made more so for decoration than for actual use. Way too expensive. Would not purchase again. Only recommended for hard core must have it fans. Packaging was adequate. Shipped in a timely manner.

One star because it's Towlie but that's it. This is the thinnest, cheapest, most poorly made "towel" I have ever purchased (and unfortunately spent $50 on something worth $1). This is as cheap as a papertowel with screen printing and will probably dry nothing due to its almost see-through thinness. Don't waste your money. Oh and it ships from China, so get ready to wait two months to even receive this colossal disappointment.

When I got this towel I thought for sure I was sent the wrong thing since the box was so light. This towel is very thin and cheaply made. If you want to use it to hang on a wall then it is fine but it you want a cool beach towel you will be sorely disappointed. I haven't tried it yet but it doesn't feel like it would absorb much of anything.

A very comfortable little towel (I say little because I'm above average size so he doesn't completely cover me up.) with over a million little fibers of the highest quality materials on the planet. Unlike other towels that just sit below your bathroom sink or hung up near your shower, Towelie holds a part-time job as a community towel in Lake Tardicaca's Camp for the Handicapped. Towelie will keep you dry in the bathroom, out in the swimming pool, canoeing across the river, or even at risk of being eaten by a shark at the beach. Tends to get high frequently. If you use pot or drugs don't be surprised if your stash goes missing after the purchase of this towel. It isn't just a correlation, it's the actual cause.Disclaimer: This review is written out of pure sarcasm and as a fan's appreciation to South Park. tl;dr: great towel, gets high

South Park fans rejoice! Sure you can just go buy a plain towel and take to the pool, beach, gym etc but where's the fun in that? Sure Towelie looks a bit hung over but he'll still keep you dry. And the best side effect is he'll make you smile whenever you see those bloodshot eyes. Down to business though. The quality is fine. It's a thin light and soft towel. The face isn't an appliqué so it won't peel off. Made from a million little fibers. Treat yourself. All the cool kids are doing it.