Soylent - Ready-To-Drink Meal Original 14 Fl. Oz. 181555

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Our plant-based protein powder provides your body with the nutrition it needs to thrive. Our protein shake powder makes it easy to enjoy rich and creamy meal replacement & protein drinks formulated to fill in nutritional gaps. Enriched with 20g of plant-based protein, 39 essential nutrients, 330mg omega-3 fatty acids, and 3.5g BCAAs, our vegan meal replacement powder helps you get full and stay full. An easy solution for anyone looking to reduce poor food choices or change their diet, our meal replacement shakes can help you lose, gain or maintain weight, or simply incorporate more plant-based protein into your diet. Review: Undrinkable Misery in a Bottle – Pairs Well With Using a Fire Stick at a Hilton - This isn’t food. This is a cry for help in liquid form. Soylent Original tastes like someone blended cardboard, added a pinch of despair, and said “good enough” before bottling it for the masses. It’s not sweet. It’s not flavorful. It’s not even neutral. It’s actively offensive in its blandness — like your mouth got ghosted by flavor itself. The texture is smooth, but that just makes it easier for the psychological damage to set in. I gagged on the third sip and started questioning my will to live. It’s technically "nutritious," but so is a multivitamin chewed dry in a dust storm. And yes, I bought it on desertcart, because apparently I enjoy making bad decisions in bulk. Let’s not stop there though: if you really want the full I hate my life package, go drink this abomination in a Hilton hotel room while trying to navigate the flaming dumpster fire that is the desertcart Fire Stick — which, I swear to every god imaginable, is the single worst piece of tech vomited into existence in the last 25 years. Slow, glitchy, useless — basically the Soylent of streaming devices. Final Warning: Never — and I mean NEVER — drink Soylent, try to use a Fire Stick, and stay at a Hilton on the same day. Unless, of course, you want that to be your last day on Earth. In that case, congratulations. You’ve unlocked the unholy trinity of modern misery. Review: Couldn't live without it! - IMHO, Soylent Original is the greatest nutrional shake ever made. The flavor is extremely neutral with just hint of sweetness. Unlike overly sweetened flavored drinks, you can drink this every day and NEVER get sick of it. I've been drinking it daily for about ten years and can't imagine going without it. Some days, I just have one. Other days, if I'm super-busy and don't have time to eat, I'll drink four or five bottles. When I wake up hungry in the middle of the night, I go into the fridge and gulp one down; then I sleep like a baby. The texture is also amazing. It's smooth and thick like a milkshake, so you feel like you're drinking something substantial, like a meal. At 400 calories per bottle, that's exactly what it is. And the nutritional profile is a perfect combination of healthy fats, 20 grams of protein and very low glycemic carbs, plus all the essential vitamins. Although they don't market it as such, if you take supplements, you can live on nothing but Soylent. I've done it for weeks at a time with no ill effects whatsoever. In. fact, the more I drink, the healthier I feel. Some people prefer the flavored Soylent varieties and that's fine for them, but I have to laugh at some of these reviews where people say Soylent Original tastes like cardboard or whatever. If you just try it once and you're used to typical sweet drinks, you may not like it. But if you stick with it and drink a few bottles, it will grow on you and you'll eventually become hooked on it. I admit, I'm a Soylent addict, but there are lots of worse addictions, so I'm not worried!