Liquid Death Iced Green Tea, Green Guillotine, 19.2oz King Size Cans (8-Pack)

I picked up the Liquid Death Iced Tea – Green Guillotine mainly out of curiosity, and it turned out to be way better than expected. First off, the flavor is surprisingly smooth for a canned green tea. It doesn’t have that bitter, grassy aftertaste a lot of bottled green teas end up with. Instead, it tastes clean, slightly crisp, and just lightly sweet without being overpowering. The “less sugar” approach really works here—it feels refreshing instead of syrupy. The caffeine boost is noticeable but not jittery. It gives a steady lift that actually feels more like a clean energy boost than a typical energy drink crash. The added B vitamins are a nice touch, especially if you’re grabbing this as a midday pick-me-up. Like most products from Liquid Death, the packaging is a big part of the appeal. It’s bold, funny, and definitely stands out in a fridge full of boring cans. But this one isn’t just gimmick—the tea actually holds its own. What I like most is that it doesn’t taste “diet” or artificial at all. No weird aftertaste, no fake sweetener vibe, just a straightforward green tea that’s been modernized for people who want something lighter than soda or traditional energy drinks. Overall, this is an easy repeat buy. It’s refreshing, functional, and tastes better than most canned teas in its category. If you’re looking for a clean caffeine option that doesn’t feel heavy or overly sweet, this one hits the mark.

so fewer ingredients than traditional energy drinks low sugar. good flavor

Liquid Death didn’t just make iced tea—they weaponized it. Green Guillotine is cold, clean, and cuts straight through thirst like a steel blade in the night. No syrupy garbage, no weakness—just pure, disciplined flavor that leaves you refreshed and ready for whatever battle your day throws at you.

Yeah, I tried it because of the "murder your thirst" logo. But I keep buying it because it's a cool company. They only use recyclable materials, and the drinks are really good. And if you buy them in bulk, the price is really good. I used to buy their water by the case back when it was only available direct. So I like to think I help make them what they are today, and they owe me. A free t-shirt would be great, guys.

Talk about a downhill spiral. I used to be a huge Liquid Death fan, seriously. I'd practically live on the stuff, going through a case of their green tea every week. Those orange cans? They were a constant in my fridge. But man, something's gone terribly wrong lately. First off, they messed with the size. What happened to the 18oz tall boys? Honestly, what's even the point anymore? But the real kick in the teeth is the taste. They went and added Stevia to it, and it's just gross. It's got that fake, artificial sweetness that completely ruins everything I loved about it. It's pretty clear Liquid Death doesn't care about their original fans. I mean, they've totally alienated someone who was a loyal, weekly customer! The premium cost for this watered-down, Stevia-filled disappointment? Not worth it. Not even close. Do yourself a favor and don't buy this stuff. I'm already on the hunt for an alternative, and I suggest you do the same.