Monster Energy Ultra Variety Pack, Blue Hawaiian, Vice Guava, Fantasy Ruby Red, Sugar Free Energy Drink, 16 Ounce Can (Pack of 15)

I am not saying the Monster Energy Research and Development department deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, but I am saying that my local defense attorney is currently losing a lot of potential business because of them. This drink is not a beverage; it is a court-mandated emotional stabilizer masquerading as 16 ounces of carbonated chaos. Every single morning, I wake up fully prepared to choose violence. My alarm clock sounds like a personal insult, the morning traffic feels like a coordinated attack on my sanity, and the first person who emails me "Happy Hump Day!" is actively playing Russian roulette with my remaining patience. But then, I crack open an ice-cold Monster. That crisp, aggressive pssst sound is the international signal for "the threat level has been lowered from red to orange." As that sweet, chemical elixir of caffeine, and pure willpower hits my bloodstream, the urge to throw my laptop into the nearest river slowly dissolves. It buys me exactly enough chemical empathy to look a coworker in the eyes, smile, nod and say, "Mornin'," instead of doing what my heart truly desires. It transforms my inner monologue from an angry, screaming heavy death metal track to a calm, manageable alternative rock playlist. Holding this giant, neon-clawed can sends a very clear, universal message to the general public: Do not initiate small talk unless you want to see a grown adult end you. Monster gives me just enough artificial dopamine to actually pay attention to a 45-minute slideshow presentation that absolutely could have been a three-sentence email. If you are a naturally hostile individual who is just trying to survive a 40-hour work week without getting a felony charge, buy this by the case the variety cases are the BEST. It is significantly cheaper than anger management classes, and it tastes like liquid electricity.

Cheaper than the grocery store! We order these on repeat! At the grocery store the multi packs always come with the white Monster flavor. The white gives everyone in my house heartburn. We love these flavors!

If you love Monster energy and don’t feel like buying one daily, these are for you!! The texture of the sugar free cans are raised so you get a textured look, rather than the smooth boring can of the original Monster Energy Drinks. It does have the same ingredients in it as the original Monster Energy Drinks so there’s not much difference there. I do like that you get 5 of each flavor in this variety pack. Most variety packs have more of the popular flavor and less of the other flavors, which sucks. It’s not as carbonated as the regular ones. I have been drinking Monster and other energy drinks since I was in 6th grade so I don’t really feel the jittery feeling anymore, but these are still effective when it comes to needing a boost of energy so that’s a good plus

By far the best pack I’ve seen and came in a pack of 15 which is more than Walmart sells which is packs of 12.

Sugar free without the crash. No jitters. Great taste. Comparable caffeine content to other energy drinks.

I mostly just liked the blue Hawaiian which I'd tried a few time prior to ordering . I mostly ordered this because for me at least the other 2 flavors are hard to find or always out so I went in blind with this lol. These are 16 oz and you get 3 flavors (guava,blue Hawaiian, grapefruit). was disappointed in the grapefruit or rather underwhelmed considering it was often sold out when I try to order cans at stores local. Guava is good. I drink these sometimes but when it comes to energy drinks I prefer can size to be 12 oz max. anything more I usually never finish the cans or get tired of it and usually I get that icky /stomach feeling due to the sweetness etc even tho they use sweetners for these too much of that gets to you. they were fizzy and did give me energy and of course I love the zero sugar part . I don't think I'd buy again but it's just due to flavor preferences and the can size being too much for me.

Definitely great to have right about 3:00 p.m. to push through the day.

Good deal monsters all taste delicious unfortunately I drank them too fast