Flatulence Relief for Adults, Odor Eliminator. Men’s Bad Gas Odor Absorbers, Flatulence Underwear Help. Gas Relief for adults. Flatulence Pads Silence & Stop Odor Up to 100%. DiscreetZ SB-30

Since my gastric bypass surgery I’ve been having horrible-smelly gas. If I put two of these together and position them correctly they work really well well. It helps me feel confident

I got these mostly as a joke, but I also wanted to see if they actually work. I work in a field where clients are sitting in my office all day, and I like to eat a lot of cruciferous vegetables and alliums. This is not for any nefarious reason, i just like my veggies. This has lead to some...awkward...meetings, as I'm trying to prevent myself from bursting at the seams. It's nice to know that there's a product that will let me sneak one out unnoticed. The instructions are rather odd, and list different methods based on the severity of your gastric distress, but I found that just folding one of the standard rounds in half and tucking it up in my cheeks gave the best result. It seems to silence and neutralize. It has an added benefit, though, as it’s getting warm out, so wearing this product helps absorb extra moisture and prevent friction from the dreaded summer swampass. It seems pretty ok to use all day, but it goes without saying to swap it out after a deuce. I’m sure my coworkers and clients are thankful for me wearing this, even if they have no idea.

The instructions on this (once you carefully remove the GIANT RED STICKER telling you not to use without reading the instructions/watching a video) tell you to fold the pads in half and press right against your bottom. Cool. However, they then go on to tell you to insert a bit of the pad INTO your bottom. Please do not insert random charcoal pads into your bottom. Whether or not these disguise the smell, I'm not sure. If you put them in between your bottom cheeks, it just feels like a bad wedgie and is uncomfortable. If you lay them in your underwear, they move around and probably aren't as effective so...who knows. I am planning on using them in the little charcoal filter spot on my cats' litterboxes in the hopes that they help with that smell. I might put some in my car to help with random smells in there too.

This product works for what it is designed for. It's worth it's price and I will keep buying it.

Obviously looking at these you think it's a gag gift. Which maybe that is what they were going for. But if you are buying them seriously use them you will probably be disappointing. First off, the directions are rather vague. Searching the web and their official instructions you can find that you're supposed to fold these things up and shut them where the sun don't shine. They say that you can use the double-sided tape to affix them to your undergarments, but they also say that that will not work as well. Wearing them without a fixing them to your undergarments is uncomfortable, and there's really no way for it to stay in place. Also they don't do what they say they'll do. It's a silly idea, so don't expect much.

BOTTOM LINE: 1. I recommend this MarketFree DiscreetZ Flatulence Eliminator. No, this is not a gag gift and no, it is not a joke. These are legitimate pads that work. No one wants to smell other's gas. These absorb the smell significantly and they help reduce the sound. 2. The current price of ~$28 is reasonable considering there are 30 pads. LIKES: - The charcoal definitely absorbs smell. I tested these and without going into details, they help to the point of being embarrassed versus others not even sure if a fart has been released. Do yourself a and everyone around you a favor and fart into these pads instead of the open air in public. DISLIKES: - The sound wasn't muffled as much as I had hoped, but at least it wsa reduced by about half.

I feel like these are a good gag gift. Something to fill in a gift basket. I didn't notice any huge difference when i farted with these in my underpants because maybe it wasn't lined up directly in front of my gas cannon? I feel like you would have to not move once you installed with fart blocker and then be sitting on it in order for it to filter out the doo doo scented particles. Maybe i just need to sew these together and make a pair of underpants out of them. Otherwise i just cant seem to control exactly which directly my wind is going to blow

Discreetz Men's Flatulence Eliminators are a great funny gift for any guy. I am going to give these to my son and pray that he uses them! All the guy wants to eat is spicy food! I am telling you he can clear out a room like no other and is not happy until he has crop dusted the whole house! They look like they will work and seem to be good quality. My whole family will be thankful for some relief!

These are better than nothing for odor neutralization. More effecting for men anatomically speaking. Give These a tray u won't be disappointed. The user must remember to remove it before toileting otherwise the pads fall in the toilet and might clog the drain?