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GIANT MICROBES Brainwashed Soap

Name: GIANT MICROBES Brainwashed Soap
Brand: Giant Microbes
Price: 495.41 ZAR
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 59560939

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🌸Pink fig scent

🧠7 oz brain-shaped soap

🧼Shea butter base

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🧠 Get brainwashed in the best way possible!

🧼 LUXURIOUS LATHER - Crafted with shea butter for a rich, moisturizing experience that leaves your skin feeling soft.
💡 FUN AND FUNCTIONAL - Transform your daily routine into a quirky experience that sparks conversation.
🌸 SCENT SATIONAL CLEAN - Indulge in the delightful aroma of pink fig while you wash away the day.
🧠 UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS - Experience a cleansing ritual that’s as memorable as it is effective.
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR THE BRAINIAC - A unique and fun gift for anyone who loves science, education, or just a good laugh.

GIANTmicrobes Brainwashed Soap is a 7-ounce bar of pink fig scented shea butter soap, uniquely shaped like a human brain. Perfect for gifting to friends, family, or professionals in the healthcare and education sectors, this soap combines fun and functionality, making your cleansing routine a memorable experience.

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