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Bertrand Shit Bitch Bear from

Name: Bertrand Shit Bitch Bear from
Brand: Loveislame
Price: 32.10 ZAR
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.428571428571429 (7 reviews)

Product ID: 58019750

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🎁Perfect gift choice

🧸Adorable teddy bear

❤️Valentine's Day humor

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💖 Love with a Twist: Because who said gifts can't be funny?

SOFT CUDDLY - Crafted from premium plush material for ultimate comfort.
MEMORABLE KEEPSAKE - A quirky reminder of love and laughter.
CONVERSATION STARTER - Break the ice with a unique sense of humor.
UNCONVENTIONAL CHARM - A hilarious twist on traditional gifts!
PERFECT FOR ANY OCCASION - Ideal for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just because!

The Bertrand Shit Bitch Bear is a unique and humorous teddy bear designed for those who appreciate a playful take on love. Perfect for Valentine's Day or any occasion, this plush companion combines softness with a cheeky message, making it a memorable gift that stands out.

Reviews

M**

Would recommend

I bought this as a funny birthday gift for my best friend. It is perfect and great quality. Definitely a great buy.

13.10.2019

D**T

Niece loves it

My niece saw this and came to me with those big brown eyes....the rest is history and she loves the cute little bear.

30.04.2019

R**G

Funny add on gift, cheap quality material

Great for laughs, not the highest quality, the bear is a little floppy/light on stuffing. You can tell the faux fur is on the cheap side, has a silk type feel instead of the typical teddy bear feel. But then again you don’t buy this to get a high quality teddy bear.

9.04.2018

D**S

Got if for my bitch

Love is lame. This bear isn't.

19.12.2018

A**R

The bear is great. The heart is a little misshaped and the ...

The bear is great. The heart is a little misshaped and the letters on the heart are not very crisp.

2.02.2018

C**A

Five Stars

She loved it.....my boo works from home...so she keeps in on her desk lol

20.06.2017

D**P

Cheaply made

Little bit cheaply made, especially for $30

18.03.2019

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