XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented 8.3 Fl Oz, Thick White Gel-Like Slippery Glide, Hypoallergenic for Women, Men & Couples. Made in US & Discreet Package. Package May Vary

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in. Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me. While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples. As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did. It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one). All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh... It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter). Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry). Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

Amazing. Love it so much. It’s sexy and fun and feels great

both me and my partner loved this lube. it allowed us to have amazing sex in a position thats normally pretty uncomfortable and it's everything you could possibly want from lube: its very slippery, doesn't stain anything, smells nice and just works good in general. and, while course everyone is different, we found that it didnt dry out and it didnt burn, and that it was pretty hydrating. as an extra bonus, (if it's your thing anyways), the appearance of it definitely enhances things. for us it did have a small smell to it but I honestly liked it alot and it didn't get too much in the way of things my only gripe is that it doesn't last too long and it can get a little sticky, but honestly that's not that big of a deal because putting more on is fun and it also makes sense for what the product is trying to emulate. and while it does end up sticky, it doesn't last too long and, once again, can enhance things if youre into it. it's also important to remember this is a way thicker lube than say KY, it's not very watery so if you need/want something on the thinner side it might not be for you, but I'd recommend try it anyways overall this product works just as well, and even better than alot of other lubes trying to achieve the same thing, at what I consider to be a really good price for both the quality and quantity

Dont fall asleep after using this. Make sure you wash it off any body part you use this on. It makes you really itchy if you don’t. Other than that it’s perfect not sticky lasts long doesn’t dry up fast, and it doesn’t stain clothes.

I've been a long time user of the non scented lube and it was the best I'd ever used, thick, creamy, long lasting, super slick, and had the "look" me and my wife wanted. But what it lacked was a decent flavor, that's when I discovered the strawberry flavor. While it is disappointing it only comes in the small bottle this stuff is absolutely amazing!, it has all the same qualities as the original but with the perfect strawberry flavor that makes playtime much more fun. We use it for everything from toys to injectors, front and back play, massaging, and it never disappoints.

Good stuff ,great for toys . Milky n creamy . Keeps everything slick .doesnt taste bad if you lick fun parts with resadue on them. Sexy look too . Creamy sweet fun , glad i got the big bottles . Goodbye astroglide and all the others .well worth the money

good amount and a good opaqueness. however it does not have good ingredients especially for a hypoallergenic lube. it contains things like propylene glycol, Methylparaben, and propyl paraben which all can and have been known to cause irritation. its definitely NOT something you want to see listed on a "hypoallergenic lube". it also contains diazolidinyl urea, which is known to release formaldehyde, another thing to look out for if you are hypoallergenic. the smell is reminiscent of plastic or freshly unpackaged silicon, so the slight chemical smell might not be for you. however it does contain vegetable glycerin which is a much safer glycerin alternative that IS hypoallergenic, but I fear they put this to make you not focus on the many other irritating ingredients that would other words counteract this change.

Honestly, this is probably the best waterbase sleeve that I’ve ever used by far. There’s not much more to say it’s just awesome.

This is literally the best all around lube I have found and I have tried many. My partner also agrees it is the best. It tastes great for starters. It’s not sticky. The lubrication gets better instead of worse over time. You can use it to take some ‘creative’ photos too. Hoping for more flavours in the future.

Si te gusta kinky lo vas a amar porque parece real, y funciona muy bien con juguetes. Con poco producto es suficiente y hasta ahora sin tener que re-aplicar demasiado. No es pegajoso ni se seca muy rápido. Una excelente opción al lub de silicón si no quieres dañar tus juguetes de silicón.

Real como semen, lubrica muy bien, no es grasodo ni pegajoso

The BEST White Waterbased Creamy Lube. Works well with squirting dildos. Plus, it does taste better than other brands of waterbased creamy white lubes. It has a kind of vanilla taste.

Consistency is great and doesn't stain