Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion, Patented - (Musical Solo)

I was skeptical. How was one little checkerboard pad going to keep my nose-hair burners contained? I'm not only prolific,but there are times when I need to leave my office before the cadaver dogs are called in. This arrived in an innocent white plastic shipper, and I brought it to work with a skeptical eyebrow raised. My wife instructed me to inform any curious co-workers that it was an "orthopedic pad" for my posture or back.I have one of those newfangled chairs with NO barrier between my jeans and my emissions, so I placed it down and began to pound.Like a dog, I have to "observe" my deed somewhat, so after I had let loose, I waited for the after-effects.And waited. Hmmm, maybe they were all noise and no odor? (So I did a side-rip and was quickly corrected by my standard sulfuric trail)Hey...this thing actually WORKS!You have to drop them properly (no side-saddle or cheek lifters) and you'll constantly wonder....WHERE IS IT!?I also ordered the replacement Mufflair Dampener to pair up with my new cushion, which is a wise choice. Its a great pairfor discreet seat bleats. I don't have to worry about random co-workers popping in and gagging out.Its been 3 weeks and I'm a believer. I'm sure I'll wear this thing out eventually (hey,I'm relentless like dripping water) but ifyou wish to exude an air mass thats free of gas, order one!

This product became necessary following a gallbladder removal operation, when the bacteria in the digestive system go into overdrive. The cushion seems to get rid of most, if not entirely all, of the resultant odour. I particularly like the pattern on the cover, which gives no hint as to the purpose of the cushion. I would prefer a slidey material as I have also put a cushion in my car and it gets folded on constantly getting in and out.

Doesn’t help much. I especially dislike that it has a non-removable label that lets any nosey co-worker know what it’s for.

What more can I say? This is my second office chair this year, i thought maybe it was because I got a cheap office chair, so i got one for almost $300 dollars and threw the other away, it was not cheap some $100+ but it was so gassed up, I could no longer work on it. Soon I notice when I sit down on the new chair that pungent gasses flow out from the chair. Plus my office is absolutely smelly. I got this product and it is amazing. I fart and I smell nothing??!! Wow! because I do have some WMDs, I smell nothing and the room is fresh and sweet. i am getting another for my car seat. I will see how long it lasts under the weight of my WMDs, hope some months. but great product, I have not seen this before.

Hello,Burn your money before you waste it on this piece of junk. At least you'd get some value that way.

This works great. I kept the bag it came in so maybe the activated charcoal will last longer. When I'm at work, no one knows there is music going on but me.

These flatulence cushions work well and help overcome the embarassing odors which, as a crohns suffer, that I can not help. I have one for each vehicle and my office as well.

It works great!