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product_id: 89742138
title: "Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size"
brand: "gears out"
price: "R240"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/89742138-captain-jack-hoff-s-seamen-wipes-novelty-wet-wipes-weird
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
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# Travel-size convenience Hilarious gag gift Moist towelette power Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size

**Brand:** gears out
**Price:** R240
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🧴 Wipe away the worries, sail into hilarity!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size by gears out
- **How much does it cost?** R240 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.za](https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/89742138-captain-jack-hoff-s-seamen-wipes-novelty-wet-wipes-weird)

## Best For

- gears out enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted gears out brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Hand Use Only:** Ideal for gifting and sharing smiles.
- • **Hilarious Gag Gift:** Perfect for laughs at any gathering.
- • **Sail with Confidence:** Freshen up before you set sail!
- • **Healthy Load of Humor:** Combine fun with functionality.
- • **Crusty Vessels Aren’t Good:** Stay clean and appealing on the go.

## Overview

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes are novelty wet wipes designed for humor and practicality. Perfect for travel, these wipes offer a fun gag gift option while ensuring cleanliness for any sailor. Ideal for various gifting occasions, they combine laughter with utility, making them a must-have for any light-hearted gathering.

## Description

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size

## Features

- SAIL WITH CONFIDENCE – Never worry about the state of your sail again! Before inviting anyone aboard, take a moment to freshen up with Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes, then hoist that mainsail with pride, sailor!
- CRUSTY VESSELS AREN’T GOOD – A dirty captain is unhealthy and unappealing to passengers. Be prepared for anything wherever the North Star may lead you. A pack of Seamen Wipes is a handy helper when you need to swab the deck. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and clean up any deal-breaking barnacles that may be hanging around.
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR MEN – If you’re looking for a showstopping gag gift for a special man in your life, your ship has come in! Everyone in the room will get a kick out of this hilarious pack of novelty wipes. Surprise your friends and family with this gut-busting package of Seamen Moist Wipes and you’ll be a legend on land and at sea.
- A HEALTHY LOAD OF SAILING HUMOR – Not only is this funny sailor gift sure to catch your friends off guard and deliver loads of laughs, they’re also super useful moist wipes. Hilarious and handy are always a blast.
- HAND USE ONLY: Seamen Wipes moist towelettes are a hysterical addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-03-18*