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product_id: 88691002
title: "Will You Hold My Dress While I Pee? Infused With Maid Of Honor Duties | Premium Soy Candle | The Malicious Mermaid | Amber Jar Candle | Made in USA | Snarky Candles | Scented Candles For Women And Men"
brand: "the malicious mermaid"
price: "R541"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/88691002-will-you-hold-my-dress-while-i-pee-infused-maid
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
---

# Eco-Friendly Premium Soy Made in USA Will You Hold My Dress While I Pee? Infused With Maid Of Honor Duties | Premium Soy Candle | The Malicious Mermaid | Amber Jar Candle | Made in USA | Snarky Candles | Scented Candles For Women And Men

**Brand:** the malicious mermaid
**Price:** R541
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> Light it up and laugh out loud! 😂

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Will You Hold My Dress While I Pee? Infused With Maid Of Honor Duties | Premium Soy Candle | The Malicious Mermaid | Amber Jar Candle | Made in USA | Snarky Candles | Scented Candles For Women And Men by the malicious mermaid
- **How much does it cost?** R541 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.za](https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/88691002-will-you-hold-my-dress-while-i-pee-infused-maid)

## Best For

- the malicious mermaid enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the malicious mermaid brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Snarky & Chic:** Perfect blend of humor and elegance for any space.
- • **Gift of Laughter:** Ideal for friends, family, or a cheeky self-gift.
- • **Eco-Conscious Glow:** Crafted from premium soy for a cleaner burn.
- • **Light Up Your Life:** Available in 3 sizes for every occasion.
- • **Scent-sational Choices:** Choose from 12 unique scents to match your vibe.

## Overview

The 'Will You Hold My Dress While I Pee?' candle is a premium soy candle infused with humor and charm. Available in three sizes and twelve delightful scents, this eco-friendly product is made in the USA, making it a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a cozy atmosphere.

## Description

Will You Hold My Dress While I Pee? Infused With Maid Of Honor DutiesFill your home with the fragrance of our 100% all natural soy wax products created without any phthalates, dyes or irritants. All items are hand poured and hand scented in small batches in our Florida studio. We feature non-GMO and USA grown wax, premium essential oils and perfume oil blends as well as lead- and nickel-free wicks.Available Scents:Almond + Warm Cookie - A delicious mixture of a sweet cookie hot out of the oven and slivered almonds.Amber + Moss - This captivating scent has hints of orange, grapefruit with an infusion of sage that enhance the natural earthy quality.Caramel + Vanilla Bean - A gourmet fragrance offering rich warm vanilla as the centerpiece kissed with caramel.Grapefruit + Mangosteen - A true-to-life blend of tangy grapefruit and mangosteen- an exotic fruit.Green Tea + Lemongrass - A combination of herbal green tea leaves and citrusy lemongrass infuses this scent with irresistible freshness.Lavender + Sage - A camphoraceous blend of herbs, lavender, and aromatic woods.Linen + Patchouli - The sweet earthiness of patchouli and the crisp freshness of linen mingle with essences of strawberry, cherry, gardenia, violet leaf, orange flower and cedar wood.Oats + Honey - The sweet scent of honey with notes of nutty almond.Pineapple + Mango - Brazilian pineapple, Hawaiian coconut, and a touch of mango create this delectable scent.Sea Salt + Coconut - A tropical blend of fresh ocean air and sweet coconut is a staple year round.Teakwood + Tobacco - This scent starts out musky and a little bit sexy with top notes of leather, pepper and tobacco. A base of teak and sandlewood.Vanilla + Cream - An intense vanilla aroma with a subtle touch of cream.

## Features

- Available in 3 sizes
- Choose from 12 scents

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-03-13*