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product_id: 50617286
title: "Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation"
brand: "funnyman products"
price: "R222"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Funnyman Products"
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/50617286-long-straight-joke-dog-poo-poop-mess-turd-fake-imitation
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
---

# Shiny finish mimics fresh poo 15cm length for max realism Durable plastic, reusable prank Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation

**Brand:** funnyman products
**Price:** R222
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 💩 The ultimate faux poo prank that’s too real to ignore!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation by funnyman products
- **How much does it cost?** R222 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.za](https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/50617286-long-straight-joke-dog-poo-poop-mess-turd-fake-imitation)

## Best For

- funnyman products enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted funnyman products brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Freshly Laid Shine:** Glossy finish adds that just-dropped authenticity.
- • **No Batteries, All Fun:** Hand-powered, zero setup—just pure mischief.
- • **Lightweight & Portable:** Only 60g, easy to stash and deploy anywhere.
- • **Realistic Size & Shape:** At 15cm x 3.5cm, it fools even the sharpest eyes.
- • **Classic Prank Essential:** A timeless gag that never fails to shock and amuse.

## Overview

This 15cm long, shiny plastic fake dog poo is a classic practical joke prop designed to look freshly laid and realistic. Lightweight and reusable, it’s perfect for anyone wanting to pull off a hilarious, low-effort prank that sparks instant reactions and social buzz.

## Description

This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh. It's size means it could be from either a large dog or even a human. A classic practical joke. 1x Straight Fake Poo Retro Joke. Fake long poo with a sheen to give it that freshly laid look Average size approx. 15cm long x 3.5cm wide

Review: Very real. Disgusting. Now in dog-poo bin. - I bought several "fake poos" for a planned practical joke and this was easily the best. It was so realistic that people hesitated to touch it even when they knew it was a fake made out of plastic. It was truly horrible. You will note that my review is in the past tense - With complaints about selfish people interspersed with gagging, my victim picked it up with a doggy bag and disposed of it in a dog poo bin. Strangely, when told it was a fake he refused to rummage about in the poo bin to retrieve it. So sadly I don't have it any more, but it was worth it!
Review: It's poo - It's a hard plastic lump of poo. Looks realistic from a distance, or when it's in your shoe. Up close it is obviously plastic. It doesn't really look like the picture, it's lighter coloured and quite matt. Don't get it wet, it goes a weird whiteish colour and goes kinda of sticky, but not in a good way.

## Features

- This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh.
- It's size means it could be from either a large dog or even a human.
- A classic practical joke.
- Average size approx. 15cm long x 3.5cm wide
- Retro Joke.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B00N50IQ0S |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | 51,285 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 326 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys |
| Brand Name | Funnyman Products |
| Colour | Brown |
| Customer Reviews | 3.8 out of 5 stars 47 Reviews |
| Educational Objective | Creativity |
| Item Weight | 60 Grams |
| Manufacturer | Funnyman Products |
| Material Type | Plastic |
| Minimum Age Recommendation | 96 |
| Number of Players | 1 |
| Operation Mode | Hand-operated |
| Power Source | Hand-powered |
| Size | Large |
| Supported Battery Types | No batteries required |
| Theme | Animals |
| UPC | 717029753076 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |

## Images

![Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71gEda9h-BL.jpg)

## Questions & Answers

**Q: Does this poo float.**
A: Sorry I have no idea about "floating" poo !!  - may be a little too heavy to do so.   Certainly very realistic however.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Very real. Disgusting. Now in dog-poo bin.
*by A***. on 1 August 2018*

I bought several "fake poos" for a planned practical joke and this was easily the best. It was so realistic that people hesitated to touch it even when they knew it was a fake made out of plastic. It was truly horrible. You will note that my review is in the past tense - With complaints about selfish people interspersed with gagging, my victim picked it up with a doggy bag and disposed of it in a dog poo bin. Strangely, when told it was a fake he refused to rummage about in the poo bin to retrieve it. So sadly I don't have it any more, but it was worth it!

### ⭐⭐⭐ It's poo
*by S***O on 9 September 2024*

It's a hard plastic lump of poo. Looks realistic from a distance, or when it's in your shoe. Up close it is obviously plastic. It doesn't really look like the picture, it's lighter coloured and quite matt. Don't get it wet, it goes a weird whiteish colour and goes kinda of sticky, but not in a good way.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great fun and realistic
*by S***S on 7 October 2023*

Bought this for a party and now my toddler loves playing pranks with it. It’s disturbingly realistic. We’ve fooled many people with it. The underside is flat though.

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-02-25*