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product_id: 495181747
title: "Humanity + Unlucky Two-Pack"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "R1393"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/495181747-humanity-unlucky-two-pack
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
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# 100% vegan & guilt-free 24 hilariously twisted cookies 2-pack for double the party fun Humanity + Unlucky Two-Pack

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** R1393
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🍪 Crack open your destiny—if you dare! Laughs baked fresh, no sugarcoating.

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Humanity + Unlucky Two-Pack by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** R1393 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.za](https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/495181747-humanity-unlucky-two-pack)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Double the Mischief:** Two distinct packs—red and green cookies—bundle black humor and grinchy wit for twice the laughs.
- • **Crafted by Comedy Pros:** Fortunes penned by professional comedy writers to guarantee top-tier irreverent entertainment.
- • **Vegan & Individually Wrapped:** 100% plant-based treats, hygienically sealed for freshness and guilt-free snacking.
- • **Sinfully Sweet, Wickedly Funny:** Each cookie delivers a salty, irreverent fortune that flips traditional predictions on their head.
- • **Perfect Icebreaker for Adult Gatherings:** Provokes hilarious conversations and unforgettable moments at any party or event.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack features 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies in red and green, each containing professionally written, irreverent fortunes designed to spark laughter and lively conversation at adult parties. This unique combo blends dark humor with delicious vanilla-flavored cookies, making it a standout gift or party starter for millennials craving edgy, memorable experiences.

## Description

desertcart.com: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen) : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Perfect for a party - Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
Review: DONT BUY FROM desertcart - 100% great company, but do not buy these off desertcart! Buy from the website. desertcart is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From desertcart it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how desertcart is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
- A GREAT ADULT PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together -- one with black humor in red cookies, the other with grinchy green cookies.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BNWC2H4N |
| ASIN  | B0BNWC2H4N |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #31,661 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Humanity + Unlucky |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (408) |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.28 Kilograms |
| Item Type Name | Funny Fortune Cookies |
| Item Weight | 7.8 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Manufacturer  | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 24 |
| Number of Packs | 2 |
| Number of Pieces | 24 |
| Occasion | April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious and irreverent fortune messages for entertainment |
| Product Dimensions  | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches; 7.8 ounces |
| Set Name | Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 2) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| Unit Count | 7.8 Ounce |
| Units  | 7.8 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 24
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 7.8 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for a party
*by A***R on February 20, 2026*

Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
*by C***R on March 25, 2026*

100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

### ⭐⭐⭐ Funny-ish gag gift
*by L***Y on March 9, 2026*

Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.

## Frequently Bought Together

- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen)
- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Grinchy Dozen, For Those Whose Heads Aren't Screwed On Just Right, Written By Professional Comedy Writers (12 Count (Pack of 1), Grinchy Dozen)
- Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-04-01*