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product_id: 44623636
title: "The Brand New Testament"
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# The Brand New Testament

**Price:** R1036
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

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- **What is this?** The Brand New Testament
- **How much does it cost?** R1036 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Description

Does God live? Yes, in a Brussels apartment, where He (Benoît Poelvoorde)-working in a bathrobe-dictates our fates from a cluttered home office. The day comes, however, when the Supreme Being's willful 10-year-old daughter (Pili Groyne) decides to test her boundaries... by texting us all our death dates, and He has to venture among us to deal with the attendant fallout. Audacious dark farce from Belgium co-stars Yolande Moreau, François Damiens, Laura Verlinden, and Catherine Deneuve. 114 min. Widescreen; Soundtrack: French; Subtitles: English. In French with English subtitles

Review: Bizarre, Off-beat, and hilarious... - The premise is that God is a grumpy dad who enjoys making arbitrary rules to, in general, make people miserable. We all know his son, but living in his shadow is God's daughter. Fed up with his behavior, she takes matters into her own hands, setting off a world-wide panic as she texts to everyone the exact dates that God has decided they'll die. Their reactions to this news is, to say the least, life-changing. Wonderful performances and a lot of fun for those who love their humor as dark as it gets.
Review: Incredley wise and witty! - Incredible film - wise, witty, and pointing at exactly the core issues in our current cultural crisis. Slightly distracting to have in French with English subtitles, but ce la vie!

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN  | B01N59D4TC |
| Actors  | Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Pili Groyne |
| Best Sellers Rank | #126,744 in Movies & TV ( See Top 100 in Movies & TV ) #13,741 in Comedy (Movies & TV) #19,392 in Drama DVDs |
| Customer Reviews | 4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars (105) |
| Director  | Jaco Van Dormael |
| Item model number  | 43449667 |
| MPAA rating  | NR (Not Rated) |
| Media Format  | Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled |
| Number of discs  | 1 |
| Product Dimensions  | 0.7 x 7.5 x 5.4 inches; 2.72 ounces |
| Release date  | March 7, 2017 |
| Run time  | 1 hour and 52 minutes |
| Studio  | Music Box Films |
| Subtitles:  | English |

## Product Details

- **Contributor:** Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens, Jaco Van Dormael, Pili Groyne
- **Format:** Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled
- **Genre:** Drama
- **Language:** French
- **Runtime:** 1 hour and 52 minutes

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bizarre, Off-beat, and hilarious...
*by S***R on August 3, 2023*

The premise is that God is a grumpy dad who enjoys making arbitrary rules to, in general, make people miserable. We all know his son, but living in his shadow is God's daughter. Fed up with his behavior, she takes matters into her own hands, setting off a world-wide panic as she texts to everyone the exact dates that God has decided they'll die. Their reactions to this news is, to say the least, life-changing. Wonderful performances and a lot of fun for those who love their humor as dark as it gets.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Incredley wise and witty!
*by K***N on August 16, 2017*

Incredible film - wise, witty, and pointing at exactly the core issues in our current cultural crisis. Slightly distracting to have in French with English subtitles, but ce la vie!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Marcian tyrant god on display.
*by M***M on September 27, 2024*

He's mean, he's nasty, he's cruel to his kids, and insulting to his wife - all like the 4th century Marcian heresy depicted God, the Father. He gets his come-uppings though and in a most hilarious way. Such a serious subject turns into top-notch comedy. Yolande Moreau plays God's wife and such a meek, subjugated wife yet a wonderful woe begone character.

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*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-04-25*