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product_id: 410025375
title: "The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "R790"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/410025375-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those-finger-d-by-fate
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
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# 100% Vegan Ingredients Professionally Written Comedy Fortunes 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** R790
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🥠 Crack open your next party with a twist of misfortune and a whole lot of laughs!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** R790 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.za](https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/410025375-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those-finger-d-by-fate)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Vegan & Guilt-Free:** Indulge in sweet vanilla cookies made entirely plant-based.
- • **Perfect Party Starter:** Kick off St. Patrick’s Day or any gathering with racy, conversation-sparking messages.
- • **Outrageously Funny Fortunes:** Forget luck—get laughs with every crispy bite.
- • **Individually Wrapped for Freshness:** Hygienic, portable, and perfect for sharing without the mess.
- • **Crafted in the Fortune Cookie Capital:** Authentic quality baked in Indianapolis, USA.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies deliver a box of 12 vegan, vanilla-flavored, individually wrapped green fortune cookies featuring professionally written, irreverent fortunes designed to spark laughter and lively conversation. Perfect for parties and gifts, these cookies are crafted in Indianapolis and rated highly for taste and humor.

## Description

desertcart.com: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies) : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Hilarious Gift - They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻
Review: Worth the money - They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09SP8CZDB |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #33,587 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Unlucky Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 447 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Cookies, Individually_wrapped |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 5 ounces |
| Item Weight | 3.9 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Gift, Graduation, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings |
| Set Name | 1 |
| Size | 12 count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851415 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Gift, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

![The Unlucky Dozen – For Those Finger’d By Fate - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71wtzk2+4mL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious Gift
*by A***G on July 21, 2026*

They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Worth the money
*by K***E on June 18, 2026*

They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐ Not like the gane
*by E***. on July 16, 2026*

Tastes good but fortunes are not as silly and funny as I had hoped. Some are kind of dumb

## Frequently Bought Together

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-09-03*