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product_id: 37714967
title: "No One Ever Tells You"
brand: "seth macfarlane"
price: "R9538"
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# No One Ever Tells You

**Brand:** seth macfarlane
**Price:** R9538
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

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- **What is this?** No One Ever Tells You by seth macfarlane
- **How much does it cost?** R9538 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Description

SETH MacFARLANE will release his third full-length, No One Ever Tells You, as an LP on 12/18. The 17 track album featuresboth originals and covers. MacFARLANE teamed up with Grammy Award-nominated composer Joel McNeely forthe project. Expanding his discography, No One Ever Tells You follows up last year s Holiday For Swing. His 2011debut, Music Is Better Than Words, received Grammy Award nominations in Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album &Best Engineered Album, Non-Classical.

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Buy this album!
*by C***N on October 25, 2015*

Have a broken heart? Pining for someone who may not even know you exist? Or are you simply in the mood for a soothing album of jazz gems? Regardless of your needs, this album is where it's at. Don't be fooled by MacFarlane's career of making people laugh, because he can make people cry, too. Ladies, prepare the chocolate, ice cream, or whatever your comfort food is.Not only is his voice beautiful, controlled, and capable of invoking many emotions within the same song, he also convinces you that these songs reflect his emotions at that moment. The album cover channels Sinatra's Wee Small Hours, and the tone of each song is different than his previous two. There are no duets, no upbeat, feel-good swingin' tunes, just the honesty of love. Sometimes the one we love doesn't love us, or we think they feel one way only to discover their hearts are someplace else. These are experiences we all have, and it is nice to have beautiful music to commiserate from time to time.For the arrangements, Joel McNeely really knows what he is doing. McNeely and MacFarlane really know what they are doing, and as long as you aren't expecting Family Guy voices, you won't be disappointed. There's depth here, honest emotions, and raw talent. They even recorded it the old-fashioned way which is almost unheard of these days. Five stars isn't enough for this album, and if you want great jazz music that isn't the same dozen songs that everybody else is singing (because honestly who hasn't heard Witchcraft by every singer on the planet?), you need this. Unique, beautiful, worth every penny.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Don't be Fooled - he's a real deal!
*by D***M on August 20, 2021*

I waxed on about Seth in another review. I'm not usually a fanboy, but I do admire the commitment to the song that Seth brings and THIS is the guy I want to meet. He's literally using money from his business to do pet projects that we get to enjoy.I like that Seth (or those around him) are finding new songs as well as classics to blow up with a big band or a combo. He has mastered his product and this earlier LP wasn't just a fluke.It makes me want to send him old sheet music (and boy do I have lots of that) in the hopes of a new rendition. If you enjoy the likes of classic crooners (Sinatra, LaRosa, Martino), swingers (Darin, Davis,Jr., Sinatra again) or moderns (Matt Dusk, Tony DeSare, M Buble, early Connick Jr), Ya gotta try not one, but a few of Seth's efforts.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Smooooth, silky, and exquisite
*by E***. on April 19, 2017*

I am amazed at his prodigious talent(s). His silky-smooth voice is capable of belting it out or whispering while still maintaining perfect pitch, the mark of real quality. An analogy: a cheap pair of headphones might squawk out some fair sound at high volume, but it's how they perform at low levels that really sets them apart from quality. Likewise, Seth powers through the 'triple fff' parts and yet nails it during the quiet sensitive phrases which are even more difficult, yet still has power in reserve. Seemingly effortless (which means it was a LOT of work) the whole album is sheer perfection from McNeely's arrangements to the musician's super chops and high-end production values.Alhough before my time, this genre draws me to it because I just marvel at the beautiful poetic melodies, polished poignant lyrics and rich instrumentation. Seth does (by far) the best job of interpreting all this for me.I bought all three of his albums and they are each a modern masterpiece.

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*Last updated: 2026-02-24*