---
product_id: 359460081
title: "Unless You're A Banana Birthday Card — Funny Blank Card with Retro/Pop Humor, Includes Envelope"
brand: "handmade"
price: "R223"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 2
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/359460081-unless-youre-a-banana-birthday-card-funny-blank-card-retro
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
---

# Vivid, sharp retro print Premium thick cardstock (1.44 oz) Includes matching envelope Unless You're A Banana Birthday Card — Funny Blank Card with Retro/Pop Humor, Includes Envelope

**Brand:** handmade
**Price:** R223
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍌 Don’t slip on style—send a card that’s bananas!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Unless You're A Banana Birthday Card — Funny Blank Card with Retro/Pop Humor, Includes Envelope by handmade
- **How much does it cost?** R223 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.za](https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/359460081-unless-youre-a-banana-birthday-card-funny-blank-card-retro)

## Best For

- handmade enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted handmade brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Ready to Gift:** Comes with a matching envelope, perfect for instant gifting or mailing.
- • **Premium Quality Feel:** Crafted on sturdy, thick cardstock for a tactile, luxe experience.
- • **Retro Pop-Culture Vibes:** Stand out with 80’s-inspired humor that sparks nostalgia and laughs.
- • **Personalized Messaging Freedom:** Blank inside—your creativity, your message, no limits.
- • **Perfect for Humor & Nostalgia Fans:** Ideal for anyone who loves quirky, memorable birthday greetings.

## Overview

This 'Unless You're A Banana' birthday card combines retro 80’s humor with premium thick cardstock and vivid printing. Blank inside for personalized messages and includes a matching envelope, making it a perfect, ready-to-gift quirky card for humor lovers and nostalgia fans.

## Description

Full description not available

## Features

- Quirky, Pop-Culture Hook – Features the fun phrase “Unless You’re A Banana” with retro / 80’s style humor.
- Premium Cardstock & Crisp Print – Printed on sturdy, thick paper with vivid, sharp color.
- Blank Inside for Your Own Message – No printed sentiment inside — full freedom to personalize
- Includes Matching Envelope – Ships with envelope so it’s ready for gifting or mailing.
- Perfect for Humor Lovers & Retro Fans – Great for birthdays, nostalgic gifts, collectors, or anyone who loves quirky cards.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | Generic |
| Item Weight | 1.44 ounces |
| Package Dimensions | 8.27 x 5.87 x 0.28 inches |
| Color | White Blank Card |
| Number of Items | 1 |

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Golden Girls Birthday card
*by J***R on April 15, 2024*

As a lifelong Golden Girls fan, I have to say I loved this card. It was great I could fill in my own message inside.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ How can you go wrong with a Rose quote?
*by K***S on December 12, 2023*

There's nothing to review - a Rose quote gets 5* all the time.Good quality card also.

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-02-06*