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product_id: 130728372
title: "Dean Morris Cards You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch - Funny Birthday Card For Best Friend - Humour"
brand: "dean morris cards"
price: "R219"
currency: ZAR
in_stock: true
category: "Dean Morris Cards"
url: https://www.desertcart.co.za/products/130728372-dean-morris-cards-youre-a-rude-sarcastic-evil-bitch-funny
store_origin: ZA
region: South Africa
---

# Dean Morris Cards You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch - Funny Birthday Card For Best Friend - Humour

**Brand:** dean morris cards
**Price:** R219
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Dean Morris Cards You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch - Funny Birthday Card For Best Friend - Humour by dean morris cards
- **How much does it cost?** R219 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- dean morris cards enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted dean morris cards brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

We all have our best bitch who we love to take the piss with about everyone else. Well this card is perfect for the both of you bitches. Perfect friends, perfect bitches.

## Features

- Greeting Card dimensions: 126x178mm
- Packed in a cellobag with envelope
- Standard letter post
- Blank inside
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B071HH396B |
| Are batteries included? | No |
| Brand Name | Dean Morris Cards |
| Colour | Multicolour |
| Customer Reviews | 5.0 5.0 out of 5 stars (5) |
| Included Components | Envelope |
| Is Part of an Assortment | No |
| Item Dimensions L x W | 17.8L x 12.6W centimetres |
| Manufacturer | Dean Morris Cards |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Number of Pieces | 1 |
| Occasion | Birthday |
| Other Special Features of the Product | Blank Inside |
| Pattern | Letter Print |
| Product Style | Modern |
| Specific Uses For Product | Greeting Card |
| Unit Count | 1.0 count |

## Images

![Dean Morris Cards You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch - Funny Birthday Card For Best Friend - Humour - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715cn7VHSRL.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart South Africa*
*Store origin: ZA*
*Last updated: 2026-11-11*